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   <title>Satire: Funny Horoscopes For September 2008...</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/FunnyHoroscopes/2008/September/front.htm</link>
   <description>SELECTION OF OUR MOST PRESTIGIOUS AWARDS

Association of International Frog Worshippers Best Aquarius Prediction, March 2008

Broadband Fastest Horoscope Download of the Year, 1992

The Humble John McCain Fellowship Best Prediction Involving Soup In A Horoscope, May 2008

The Turned Worms For Barack Obama Taurus Prediction Of The Campaign</description>
   <pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:58:23 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>Spoof: Denver: Hillary Clinton &quot;Will Never&quot; Concede Barack Obama Can Answer Phone At 3am</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2008/08/Hillary3am.htm</link>
   <description>Tuesday 26th August: Negotiations late into the night last night here in Denver have not led to the expected climbdown from the Clinton camp.</description>
   <pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:55:12 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>Satire: Voices Of Reason: Is NY Times Right To Put USA At The Top Of The Olympic Medal Table?</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2008/08/VOR-OlympicMedalTables.htm</link>
   <description>If you look at the New York Times website they have put the USA at the top of the Olympic medals table because they have ranked the table by total number of medals, a gold is equal to a silver, and a bronze etc.... But the rest of world say the USA is second... Our panel of American experts give us their views of this apparent piece of news management. </description>
   <pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:55:03 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>Satire:  Barack Obama 'Too Old' To Be President, According To Reverse Age© Analysis</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2008/08/ReverseAges.htm</link>
   <description>An expert in presidential candidate ages backwards on 'What The Fox Is Happening?', Fox TV, Angela Dredkin, has said that Barack Obama, if his age is reversed using her reverse age© analysis so that his 47 years reads 74, is far too old to be president.</description>
   <pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 08:56:51 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>Spoof:  Voices Of Reason: What Is the First Thing You Would Do In An Invisibility Suit?</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2008/08/VOR-InvisibilitySuit.htm</link>
   <description>Scientists claim they are almost ready to make an invisibility suit big enough to make the first flea invisible.

But when they make one big enough for a human, what is the first thing members of our panel of experts would do in it?</description>
   <pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:13:11 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>Spoof:  Chinese Police Arrest, Beat Up, Olympic Panda</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2008/08/OlympicPanda.htm</link>
   <description>The unnamed panda was said to have mouthed a Chinese expletive critical of the Communist Party when cameras were filming him.</description>
   <pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:41:34 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>Spoof:  &quot;I Just Feel Awful About Posting This... But Here It Is Anyway&quot;</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2008/08/IFeelAwfulAboutPostingThis.htm</link>
   <description>Svetlana Tsarukaeva, Russia - video clip. 

Oh, you know silly old me. I don't want to be horrid, but it's just when you see something funny you just have to laugh, don't you? Or is it just me? Oh I don't know any more.</description>
   <pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:45:51 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>Satire: The Worst Pictures So Far From The Olympics</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2008/08/WorstPicturesFromTheOlympics.htm</link>
   <description>Welcome to the worst pictures we have seen so far from the Olympics.

All of these pictures were taken from round two of the men's synchronized diving competition...</description>
   <pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:40:07 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>Satire:  Fears That John McCain's Arms Might Lock During Two Hand 'Over The Head' Wave</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2008/08/JohnMcCainArms.htm</link>
   <description>Fears are growing that John McCain's arms might lock in place above his head when he waves to his supporters during the upcoming presidential election, we can now reveal.</description>
   <pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 11:12:24 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>Satire:  Freddie Mac, US Mortgage Provider, Dies Of Pneumonia</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2008/08/FreddieMacObit.htm</link>
   <description>'Lovable rogue' US mortgage provider Freddie Mac died last night, he was 50 years of age.</description>
   <pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 17:20:54 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>Spoof:  Commilympics 2008: China Adds More Stickers To Its 'Made In China' Hit</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2008/08/MadeInChina.htm</link>
   <description>The Chinese authorities have authorized the creation of a number of new stickers to give to visitors of the 2008 Olympic games, we have just discovered.</description>
   <pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:42:28 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>Spoof:  MTV Accidentally Sends MP3 With All Deleted Expletives For Last 13 Years To Woman, 89</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2008/08/MTVError.htm</link>
   <description>A well known music television channel has apologized to a Ms Josephine Coschina after it accidentally sent her all the deleted expletives it had beeped out of music videos for the last 13 years.</description>
   <pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:26:12 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>Satire: August 2008 - Funny Horoscopes </title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/FunnyHoroscopes/2008/August/front.htm</link>
   <description>SELECTION OF OUR MOST PRESTIGIOUS AWARDS

Jupiter Prediction Of The Year, 2002

Golden Quill Of Bermuda Triangle lost once again, 2008

Mustachioed Hang Gliders Prediction Of The Year, March 2008

Publishers Association Of Zimbabwe LOL Award, January 2008

Yikes Shaggy Association Of Nevada Scooby Snack Award, October 2006

The Mysterious Association Of Futurologists Best Horoscope To Come, October 2009</description>
   <pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:22:47 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>Video: Episodes From 'One Step Beyond'</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/video/OneStepBeyond/index.html</link>
   <description>A series of tales of the supernatural told in 25 minutes. We have 18 episodes that we could put up but they are of varying quality. These first two episodes from our collection are the best of the bunch so far... More may follow in due course. Send us an email if you want to see more episodes, it will speed us up...</description>
   <pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:18:09 GMT</pubDate>
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   <title>Real Funny News: Nomination For Best Disclaimer In An Email 2008 - American Mustache Institute</title>
   <link>http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/RealFunnyNews/2008/26-AmericanMustacheInstitute.htm</link>
   <description>Comedy website the American Mustache Institute has just been nominated for email disclaimer of the year 2008 by theVoiceofReason.com.</description>
   <pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 08:32:47 GMT</pubDate>
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