The World's Voice of Reason http://www.thevoiceofreason.com Satire, Funny Real News, Funny Horoscopes, Public Domain Comedy and Special Features Wed, 08 Sep 2010 19:20:19 GMT ListGarden Program 1.02 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Quorn Burning Pastor To Go Ahead Despite Pleas http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2010/09/QuornBurningPastor.htm Pastor Terry Smith of Gainesville, Florida, says he will go ahead with his plans to burn 200 packets of Quorn, the meat substitute, this Saturday. He and his 50 strong congregation disapprove of meat substitutes and claim that it causes animal unemployment. Wed, 08 Sep 2010 19:20:17 GMT Corrections, Bloopers, Outakes And Erratum From Last Month's VOR http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2010/09/CorrectionsAndErratum.htm A number of errors crept in to our publication last month due to production problems outside our control. 1) A picture of an elephant sticking its trunk up the bottom of another elephant was published instead of a picture of Tony Blair publicizing his new book A Journey in a bookshop in Dublin. etc Mon, 06 Sep 2010 16:05:48 GMT What Trick Do You Want Roger Federer To Do Next? Have Your Say http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2010/09/RogerFedererTrick.htm "What about this: a little old lady is being mugged by a robber. The robber grabs her hand bag and is running away. Roger Federer bashes a ball at his head knocking him out. I would even sit through a YouTube ad for that one." Wed, 01 Sep 2010 08:32:02 GMT September 2010 - Funny Horoscopes http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/FunnyHoroscopes/2010/September/front.htm AWARDS Yibbery Dibbery Boop, Ooobie Doobie Woop, Jazz Musicians Sagittarius Horscope for March 2010 As Good As Chocolate Ice Cream, One Scoop, Aries Horoscope, January 2010 Best Version of Lionel Richie's 'Hello' In A Gemini Horoscope, February 2010 Let's Skeedaddle Outta here, Leo and Virgo, Hanna Barbera Cartoon Tie In Horoscope Of The Year 1976 Tue, 31 Aug 2010 19:37:03 GMT Woman Throws Cat In Bin. Have Your Say http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2010/08/WomanThrowsCatInBin.htm "They say cats are smarter than dogs, but you wouldn't see a dog sitting on a fence like that." Tue, 24 Aug 2010 16:00:21 GMT Should The Ground Zero Mosque Be Allowed To Have Deadly Killer Laser Weapons On The Roof? Have Your Say http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2010/08/GroundZeroMosque.htm "That sounds like a good idea, just in case terrorists try to attack New York again - we need to be prepared next time." Mon, 23 Aug 2010 12:13:15 GMT Urine, A Renewable Energy Source? Have Your Say http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2010/08/UrineRenewableEnergy.htm "I wonder if you drink lots of whiskey before you urinate if it gives the urine an added kicker? Beer? Cider? I do hope the students think of testing for that." Thu, 19 Aug 2010 14:19:44 GMT New Chocolate Cheesecake Diet Delivers 'Miraculous' Results http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2010/08/ChocolateCheesecakeDietBreakthrough.htm The Chocolate Cheesecake Diet, a diet that claims it can help people lose weight by eating their normal daily food and in addition to that as much chocolate cheesecake as they can eat, has been applauded as "the most exciting development in dieting science since sliced bread" by scientists on telemarketing channels across the world. Tue, 17 Aug 2010 18:59:54 GMT Update To Radar Men From The Moon Quiz - iPad Compatible http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/video/RadarMenQuiz/Part1-Ending.htm Become a script writer in our comedy video quiz, now compatible with iPad. How can Commando Cody get out of all those situations. You decide and then see how it happened. Now iPad OK... Tue, 17 Aug 2010 07:00:05 GMT Answers To This Week's Caption Competition http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2010/08/CaptionCompetition.htm 1) This is way more homoerotic than it sounded on paper. Thu, 12 Aug 2010 18:36:50 GMT Does Rupert Murdoch Own The Word Sky In Skype? Have Your Say http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2010/08/DoesRupertMurdochOwnTheSky.htm "Is he taking the p? If he takes the p in Skype too then that only leaves the e left and that would be ridiculous." Tue, 10 Aug 2010 16:07:25 GMT Using The Method Of Animated Gif, What Advice Would You Give Sarah Ferguson With Her $7mn Debts? http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2010/08/HelpingSarahFerguson-Fergie.htm Fergie Turkey Mon, 09 Aug 2010 16:28:08 GMT Why Do You Still Eat Salt And Vinegar Potato Chips? Have Your Say http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2010/08/SaltAndVinegar.htm "If you feed them to the ducks in the park they quack funny." Tue, 03 Aug 2010 16:07:54 GMT Astrologers Discover New Star Sign, Could Be 'Start Of Trend' http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2010/08/NewStarSignDiscovered.htm A new astrological star sign has been discovered, the first for 1700 years. This brings to 13 the number of known astrological star signs. Hard wording newspaper astrologers will now have to produce 13 daily predictions just at a time when cuts are already affecting the accuracy of newspaper horoscopes, already at their the least accurate for fifty years. Tue, 03 Aug 2010 15:31:23 GMT August Horoscopes http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/FunnyHoroscopes/2010/August/front.htm AWARDS The Frolicking Naked In The Fields, Horoscope Of The Year, 2010 The Frolicking Bare Footed In the Long Grass Horoscope Of The Year 2010 The Eeeney Meeny Miney Moe Corp: Moe, Horoscope Of The Year 2009 Vuvuzela In A Horoscope, Special Toot, World Cup South Africa 2010 Horoscope That Received More Genuflection Than Any Other Monthly Comedy Horoscope, At The World Genuflection Championships 2008 Sat, 31 Jul 2010 16:29:56 GMT