http://www.thevoiceofreason.com Satire, Funny Real News, Funny Horoscopes, Public Domain Comedy and Special Features Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:48:11 GMT ListGarden Program 1.02 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/FunnyHoroscopes/2009/July/front.htm AWARDS Handy Andy's Horoscope Of The Year 2008, Drills Division Dam Fangled Internet's Best Darn Tootin Yeeeharoscope, Capricorn, February 2009 Tree Surgeons Most Read Horoscope 2008 Bananas And Pineapple Lovers Favored Horoscope, March 2009 Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:48:10 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2009/06/WimbledonSpecialComp.htm Thousands of you got the right answer so we put each correct name on a tennis ball and tried to serve them over the net and then took all the balls that went in the net and selected one ball at random. The winner was Jack and Amy Stonehouse of Harare, Zimbabwe who win a rare picture of Andy Murray smiling. Mon, 29 Jun 2009 13:00:10 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2009/06/images/MiamiHeraldUnfortunateAdvert.gif Oh no. An unfortunate ad placement on the Miami Herald site the day that Michael Jackson dies. This is a screen grab from the site with the ad and the headline that Jackson has died highlighted in red. Fri, 26 Jun 2009 08:51:23 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2009/06/MarsAss.htm NASA were under increasing pressure this morning to explain how a picture of Mars' ass appeared on a number of websites. Thu, 25 Jun 2009 08:40:58 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2009/06/ShouldBrunoBeBanned.htm If, like us, you are surprised that this movie hasn't even been released yet (it's due out on 10th July 2009) then there might just be time for people to get it banned... What do our panel of experts think? Mon, 22 Jun 2009 12:50:50 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2009/06/MissingManReappears.htm A missing person, last seen five months ago in Washington DC, has turned up in Tampa Bay, Florida, today. Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:36:24 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2009/06/GMAgreesStarbucksSale.htm General Motors today announced a tentative agreement to sell Starbucks to Jjefshurstenschaft of Sweden, for $12.5bn cash. Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:06:33 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2009/06/BrangelinaCompetition.htm Congratulations to Freddy 'Loo' Pandemic for winning last week's prize which was a picture of a squirrel. Sun, 14 Jun 2009 17:45:55 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/ComedyMovieWatch/Jarhead.htm esert Shield to Desert Storm, from the perspective of Marine Anthony Swofford (Jake Gyllenhaal). A sort of drama doc with comedy, gritty reality and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads of sand (including a sand vomit sequence). Sat, 13 Jun 2009 16:33:20 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/ComedyMovieWatch/QuantumOfSolace007.htm After being betrayed in Casino Royale, James Bond (Daniel Craig), searches for the reason Vespa did what she did. His search opens up a larger, more complicated, conspiracy. A spectacular action adventure. We argue that this is the best 007 ever. (Casino Royale 2006 was flawed by the poker game going on too long and how did Bond get to Miami so quickly?) Sat, 13 Jun 2009 14:24:55 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2009/06/LastWeekendsGross.htm One of our favorite websites, boxofficemojo.com, published the rankings of 113 movies and their grosses over the weekend. As we never get to the cinema we can only speculate on what these presumably monumentally unprofitable movies are about... Without watching any of them, this is what we came up with... Tue, 09 Jun 2009 14:01:41 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2009/06/CaptionCompetition.htm George Bush with white rabit. Mon, 08 Jun 2009 08:18:43 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2009/06/WasBrunoEminemAgreedStunt.htm Sasha Baron Cohen's character Bruno, flying on wires and wearing an angel costume with his bare ass showing, dropped head first into the lap of Eminem (sitting in the audience) at the MTV awards Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:12:14 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/FunnyHoroscopes/2009/June/front.htm EXCLUSIVE: This month includes your Alpha, Beta and Omega readings! AWARDS Dog Association of New Zealand Pedigree Dog In A Horoscope 2008 'Balloonists Do It In A Basket' Witty Type Phrase Or Motto Of The Year In A Horoscope, May 2009 Uranus and Chippendale Male Strippers In A Horoscope March 2009, Taurus and Capricorn The Indecisive Society's Nominated Then Not Nominated Then Nominated Again For Horoscope Of The Year 2008 And Then Changed To 2009 Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:56:50 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/video/2009/index.html Just added to our favorite videos page... and on the site front page... Fri, 29 May 2009 07:18:02 GMT