http://www.thevoiceofreason.com Satire, Funny Real News, Funny Horoscopes, Public Domain Comedy and Special Features Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:27:06 GMT ListGarden Program 1.02 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2010/03/ChurchOfScientologyNameChange.htm The Church of Scientology is to change it's name back to Church of Scientology, according to media sources. The name change is to become effective from 13th March 2010, or what would have been the 99th birthday of L Ron Hubbard, the founder of the movement. The name was last changed in 1987. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:27:04 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2010/03/Sony3DTVWhatWatchFirst.htm "Something boring with no plot but lots of pointy out things I would have thought." Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:02:24 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2010/03/MinorOscarAwards.htm Hello, you join me here standing on the red carpet writing this live whilst the 82nd Oscars ceremony is going on inside. Here are some of the nominations (winners in bold) of the lesser known Oscars you might have missed in the media coverage: Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:29:35 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2010/03/NobelPrizeForGivingUpSmoking.htm The Nobel Committee in Oslo is expected to ask for its Nobel Given Up Smoking Prize back later this month. It was controversially awarded to President Barack Obama last year. Tue, 02 Mar 2010 18:54:29 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/FunnyHoroscopes/2010/March/front.htm AWARDS The 1985 Retro Television Award For Mocking Authority In A Sagittarius Horoscope, 2006 The Tom and Jerry Style Best Frying Pan Slammed Down On The Head In A Comedic Internet Only Horoscope, Sagittarius, January 2010 Weird And Wonderful Supernatural Dean And Sam Mystical Comedy Horoscope, Capricorn, March 2011 Most Popular Electronically Mistranslated Horoscope, English To French, Taurus and Sagittarius, June 2009 Hilarity In The Stars, Yellow Scatter Cushion, March 2009 Sat, 27 Feb 2010 17:34:27 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2010/02/TigerWoods90thSexFreeDay.htm Tiger Woods spent his 90th sex free day sitting on a hard chair, pacing up and down, flipping aimlessly through the television channels, talking to himself, telling himself what he fancies for lunch, carrying on a running commentary with himself about what he's walking to the refrigerator for for a quick snack but nothing too much because lunch is only 2 hours away... according to reports received by this website earlier today. Thu, 25 Feb 2010 14:17:32 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2010/02/GoldenGaytimeAds.htm "What about It's hard to have a gay time on your own? It's not true, I know, but you could make up a nice catchy tune." Wed, 24 Feb 2010 13:09:00 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2010/02/ToyotaCurseWord.htm February 2010: The word 'Toyota' has become the number one curse word in many parts of the English speaking world, beating into second and third places perennial favorites the f- and c-words. Tue, 23 Feb 2010 18:56:30 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2010/02/EbayHopeYouWin.htm An in depth, 35 minute, 37 click, investigation by this website has discovered that internet auction giant Ebay tells everyone that it hopes they will win after making a highest bid, sometimes telling every single person in an auction it hopes they will win before the auction ends. Sun, 21 Feb 2010 14:11:09 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2010/02/TigerWoodsOfficeSweepstake.htm On Friday, Tiger Woods is set to hold a press conference, his first since the revelations about his personal life. To add a bit of fun to this event, theVoiceofReason.com has prepared an office sweepstakes kit. Thu, 18 Feb 2010 12:52:08 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2010/02/WinterOlympicsTshirtSpecial.htm A selection of Olympic T-shirts we would love to see on sale... Wed, 17 Feb 2010 14:48:28 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2010/02/ValentinesDayCardSpecial.htm A selection of cards that miss the point, that aren't romantic at all, Happy Valentine's Day!... Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:02:06 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2010/02/LouisVuittonBagStolen.htm The bag, below, described as a 'veritable Niagara of really expensive dangly things on a combat patterned green leather body with a white leather top and strappy buckly thingies probably made out of solid gold', retails for $54,000. Thu, 11 Feb 2010 17:17:36 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2010/02/AnswersToLastWeeksQuiz.htm 1) The third picture (Brad Pitt's beard) was the odd one out. All the others are small tree dwelling animals. 2) The video was of a weather forecaster predicting two feet of snow is set to fall in the Washington DC area, and wasn't a man desperately trying to sell you a Toyota. Wed, 10 Feb 2010 16:55:46 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.com/2010/02/ToyotaWhatDoYouThink.htm "That sounds like a 'does a tree make a sound when it falls in the woods if there is nobody there to hear it' type question. And we all know the answer to that one." Tue, 09 Feb 2010 15:21:52 GMT