Taurus, also known as The Bull, is an earth sign. You are very boring and can get over-emotional over small things. You are petty, resentful and you never allow anyone else to watch the television when there is something on that you want to watch.

Taurus is a very practical star sign, you are trustworthy, persistent, solid. Unfortunately you can also be very very overweight as you enjoy the good things in life.

You can be warm hearted when not stuffing your fat red bloated face. Because you tend to be a blobby ass, you are very lazy - in any lying-in-bed marathons you would win above all other star signs, although ironically your bladder demands you make irregular trips to the toilet throughout the night.

You love routine and just being greedy. You are inflexible, stubborn and unimaginative.

Strong and silent you may be, but most find you obstinate and ignorant especially when in front of them in queues.