under 3ft tall are always ill starred for Virgonians, but this month more
moment of well-meaning extreme flippancy will lead to temporary, but painful,
consequences for a circus dwarf with a feather in his hat. The dead-leg you inadvertently
give him will subside before sunset if you keep him fed with tea and cookies.
However, best not to make friends with him after the cock crows, as he harbors
a resentment that only small people can truly pull off.
planetary alignment could spell doom for any nighttime driving in the forest.
Beware moose, buffalo, deer, depending on which country you drive in. Be especially
on the alert for hunters looking for adventure in middle age.