attempts to take up extreme sports will receive another boost this month when,
whilst walking out to your car, you will catch in your arms a large
television set thrown out of an upstairs window. The adrenaline rush you get from
the success of this catch will feature heavily in your after-dinner talk circuit,
and possibly on Letterman, later in your catching career.
this month you will stumble over the next big thing - Catching
Stuff. Prepare a detailed business plan and present this to your local
bank - they will give you a very preferential loan - luckily for you, your bank
manager is a skydiver under the influence of Venus.
is brewing down the Bowling Alley which ultimately will only be resolvable by
a game of Tiddlywinks. Start your preparations now as this could climax in the next 6 months.
Beware fellow bowlers whose clothing matches their Alley supplied bowling shoes.