dispute between Mercury and Mars continues, dooming you to ever more exotic cookery.
(Note: the Zimbabwean bean cake you attempted was not cooked for its optimal time
and was, as you thought at the time, far too crunchy.)
local be-hooded hoodlum will be impressed by your driving skills on 15th whilst
you are speed-parking your car at the supermarket. He may attempt to make eye-contact.
Take this opportunity to make a difference to this young punk's life, although
don't let him valet park your car until the Yak yawns at the moon after the 21st.
spider's nest you find in your basement after 18th will be of interest to a documentary
maker with the letter P in her name. If you cannot make contact with her by 27th
of the month, however, destroy the nest using a broom and anti-spider powder with
the letter S in its name.