Pisces - April 2014 - Funny Horoscope

On watching the news on the 18th you will be surprised to see a painting of your grandfather in a museum in St Petersburg, Russia. Make all the necessary calls to find out who this person actually is.

You are about to discover a cure for male pattern baldness when a petri dish sitting on the windowsill goes all hairy. It's sort of similar to how Saturn helped those people discover penicillin all that time ago and that worked out alright didn't it? Ensure Saturn is in direct light of sight to the dish from 6th-24th for maximum effectiveness.

 

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