Libra - April 2014 - Funny Horoscope

Pluto is beginning its once every 1000 year romp with Mercury standing by, watching, from the sidelines. This could have a devastating impact on any attempt to balance on stilts, and, indeed, any circus performance which is ill starred for the next 15 years. Never fear for your own life, however, it is only those in the front three rows in the audience who are in mortal danger.

Woody Woodpecker, the popular cartoon bird from times past, is about to enter your life again in a mysterious circumstance. Buy too many nuts next time you are at a pet store.

Avoid the number 18 in the lottery at all costs.

 

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