Aries - April 2014 - Funny Horoscope

After a poor start to the year, you are about to enjoy a period of superbly executed plans.

The belly dancers you have booked for a bachelor party will prove highly popular with the intended audience, although not with a group of girl guides who wanted to use the changing rooms at the time. Help bridge the gap by promising to buy 10 boxes of cookies from the fat spotty grumpy looking ones.

Your car was spotted deftly weaving in between cones on the highway in February. A recording of this brilliant moment in driving history may now come back to haunt you in an unexpected way.

 

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