Capricorn - November 2013 - Funny Horoscope

An underemployed UN weapons inspector will come round your house on the 16th. Ensure he is well fed and that he has access to any rooms in your house.

A book, a magazine or a newspaper will influence you this month in ways that will approach Matrix-like levels of weirdness. Avoid slow karate kicking of assailants this month as in real life this gives them enough time to either run away or punch you straight in the privates.

Your lucky banana this month will come from the Caribbean.

 

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