enjoy wearing boxer shorts or, even, nothing at all under your work suit, for that
almost 1960's level of freedom-feeling downunder. It is important to double, triple,
even quadruple check that your zipper is closed throughout the month.
older dark suits as those zippers are to come under the direct influence of Mercury and
have a 56% chance of breaking open on the 17th all-of-a-sudden, leaving you exposed to the dreaded
consequences. Take an umbrella with you at all times to cover your embarrassment.
dwarf-like-human wearing a Star Wars Storm Trooper uniform will break two windows
in your house on the 15th - Your misguided threats of Jar Jar Binks will bring
mirth to a young child's eyes.