Scorpio - September 2013 - Funny Horoscope

As a typical Scorpio you like nothing better than long periods of exhibitionism and this month will present ample opportunity.

Whilst playing Trivial Pursuit for money after 16th, due to a fluke conjunction, your luck at this game will turn full circle. Members of your trusted Trivial Pursuit circle will accuse you of hustling as your performance will be nothing short of miraculous, especially on culture questions. Steadfastly refuse to reimburse them any money unless they are under 10 years of age, or you have an Italian family with a liking for guns.

Your grandmother will reveal she has a highly profitable marijuana supply business and she has just taken delivery of some 'premium stuff just in from Afghanistan which you really must try'. Do not pass up this offer.


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