months of training for your boy band performance at the company party
will pay off handsomely this month. Whilst a talent scout will (accidentally)
see your performance, he will not deem it sufficient for any recording deals,
although the office assistant who videoed it will make a fortune from TV blooper
shows when your boss attempts to dance like John Travolta.
an evening stroll to 'get some air' you will notice what you
believe to be a brand new constellation in the sky - do not phone your local newspaper to
tell them about it when drunk.