a freakish superheroes-in-animals type incident on the 24th, your yappy type dog
will start jumping from the ground to bite your low hanging dangly bits around the house.
To avoid this, either place weights on his little feet to prevent him from getting
to the required height, or fix a large hat to his head so he can't look up.
berry fruits for the first half of the month.
trusted electronic calculator will start giving you the wrong answers from the
17th, however, by the time comes to check your maths after the 20th it will have
corrected itself again.