Libra - September 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Your general disability with electrical equipment is set to continue. Avoid using the microwave after the 6th and until further notice; we are unable to see in the charts why as we spilt coffee over the important ziggy-lined bit.

A box of chocolates you give to an elderly Italian aunt will have a nut in which will cause her to choke expressively, with a red face, for over fifty minutes. This will be the best workout the woman has had for years, and you will be highly regarded afterwards by other sinister looking family members.

The interior decorator who cold calls your front door on the 20th is not qualified for the job: do not hire him even though his plans for marble in your hallway initially impresses you.


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