Leo - September 2013 - Funny Horoscope

You have finally decided that you are going to work out how to use Windows 8 this month. Good luck, really (so you don't want to wait for the imminent major upgrade? OK, your decision). Find a book with no more than 200 pages to start with (We would, ourselves, download a pdf to our ipad and read it there but that will be beyond Leo this month as Mercury transects a globular path sideways.)

A small furry mammal will have babies in your cellar this month. Supply them with milk in saucers by all means, but refrain from naming them with Jesus-ey religious-type names as you will regret this around the Thanksgiving culling season.

 

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