Capricorn - September 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Congratulations! This month you are set to win a course of 20 'How To Line Dance' lessons.

Bad Luck! It is essential you prepare 5 excuses for not turning up to any of these lessons as you risk an 80% chance of losing your hard won street credibility with your tight-fitting cowboy outfit and boots if photographed as you leave the car to the venue. (Damn your local TMZ clone under the influence of a numpty Neptune.)

Your local newspaper will run a competition on 18th which you will also win. Your luck really is in this month, you deserve it, buy yourself something nice from our online store.

 

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