will attempt to serenade a loved one in the style of Frank Sinatra in his Rat
Pack years this month. Ensure you learn all the words to either I
get a kick out of you, The lady is a tramp and whatever they call that song that starts The pig goes oink, the cow goes moo and the bell goes
can prepare you for a nasty conjunction between Pluto and Neptune this month;
avoid levitation on the 14th.
An acquaintance will jokingly imply something untoward on 30th. Punch
them squarely on the nose with your right fist without warning making sure your feet are in the correct jabbing stance as set out in your horoscopes last month.