taking a bath around the 9th a spider will land on your midriff and make its way,
toyingly, to your neck using the styling of a James Bond movie.
Magazine will phone you on the 29th asking for your permission to be put into
their draw for reader of the year. Accept this offer and then cancel your subscription.
Also, some kind of other thing will happen on the 17th but it isn't very clear in your charts. Something that is probably a reddish orange. Medium in size. North facing. Hmmm. That's the best we can do, this star reading has really pooped us out this month, lets hope we aren't going down with an illness.