Sagittarius - July 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Cakes and sweet fizzy drinks are set to make this month zing with sugar-fueled opportunities.

This month, your lucky thing is a small furry animal, or it could be a stuffed toy, your chart is a bit vague.

Beware red, orange and yellow cars, but embrace blue cars in all of their forms. Car air fresheners, especially alpine ones in the shape of a green tree, are particularly well starred, but only until the 19th after which problems may occur.

This month your destiny wears nothing on its feet.

 

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