Capricorn - July 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Sieving, draining and stirring are your preferred kitchen based activities this month. Not keen on spending time in the kitchen? Well, Jupiter is adamant that you bake something, even if it is only muffins, so any attempts to restrain yourself is futile.

Tree planting, especially the ceremonial sort, is also well starred. Are you sure you haven't stood for public office? Your star chart definitely seems to suggest that you have.

Your hopes for life after death will be dealt a welcome boost around the 19th when a goldfish, hamster or smallish family member seems to die but comes back to life again.

 

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