Taurus - June 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Mechanical problems are set to pepper this month with dangers, especially bicycles, but also industrial machines with limb ripping-off potential if the safety guard is missing or wonky.

It is one of those strange truths in life that things that can kill us can also be useful in moderation to make us stronger. Embrace your death defying tendency and welcome a modest amount of new life threatening but safe if done under qualified supervision challenges this month, as long as it doesn't involve water or space travel.

Greet a stranger with a nifty wink on the 18th and she will offer you many exciting opportunities for self expression.

 

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