Leo - June 2013 - Funny Horoscope

You have been wary of full moons since watching a black and white Boris Karlof werewolf movie as a youngster. This month your worst fears will either be alleviated forever, or confirmed in the most harrowing of colourfully fur-and-giblet-filled incidents.

A bizarre, seemingly random, juxtaposition of two rabbits, three geese and a full troupe of Austrian dancers, will set in motion a train of events that will lead on to one of the best Thanksgiving meals you have ever had.

A former East German is not happy with your life choices, and may use you as an example of what might happen to his children if his advice to them is not heeded.

 

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