Gemini - June 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Embrace creative anger in all of its reddy-orangy spectrum colours this month to bring artistic explosions into your life, especially in interior decorating type situations and barbeques.

You will be called upon to stop sharply this month while driving or pushing a wheelchair or pram. Ensure your brakes have not been tampered with by underworld connections with whom you have had a tempestuous past.

Practice the everyday use of sign language carefully after dark especially in poorly-lit areas.

 

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