Capricorn - June 2013 - Funny Horoscope

An exotic dancer is about to base his/her latest performance on you in a new striptease routine this month.

Don't look so shocked! It's based on his/her secret observance of you undressing in the local swimming pool changing room. Many of your admirers will be pleased you have finally got the recognition you so rightly deserve.

Hugs and kisses are well starred throughout the month, especially the part when the lips are pursed and the eyes are half shut but before the lips touch the cheek.

A knock at the door will bring a small surprise on the 26th.

 

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