stunt involving a tea bag or still-warm coffee grounds will have the opposite
effect intended at breakfast on the 12th. Consult stain removal texts only
from fellow Ariesians with urgency.
happy-go-lucky colleague from work is set to bring you grief this month, peppered,
as always, by a moment or two of genuine belly laughing hilarity. Any reference
to water should be taken as a sign that harm in your general vicinity is just around the corner.
order to stop a hurricane on the other side of the world it is important that
you immediately pamper all butterflies and moths around the 9th with lettuce leaves and saucers of warm water.