Virgo - April 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Enjoy Jupiter's sense of humour while it lasts - the charts indicate a sustained period of anger brewing in Jupiter's Nocturnal Antiphase beginning the end of May.

Leaves and salad vegetables look set to make any meal zing with opportunity any time after 3pm. Neptune favours a light mayonnaise or olive oil dressing with a touch of seasoning, especially for those on a low sodium diet.

Beware processed meat in all of its forms, especially if it is reformed into the smiling face of an animal it once was.

 

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