Scorpio - April 2013 - Funny Horoscope

The planets have a warning for you, expressed in the dimension of cake decoration this month. Beware thick icing and patterns of a cat face until well into the second half of August.

A drummer you knew in college will bang a tune with you in mind on the 7th.

Your destiny is like a dog blind in one eye who has an itch it needs to lick on the blind side.

 

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