Sagittarius - April 2013 - Funny Horoscope

An elderly but well dressed woman will hum a melody which you will find hard to place, especially on even numbered days except days with a 6 or 4 in them.

The term 'many a slip twixt cup and lip' suggests many things, any of which could happen this month.

April is traditionally your favoured month to 'let go'. Destiny suggests a full audit of past April's from years gone by and would advise not making the same mistakes twice unless a beach and/or beer are involved.

 

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