Libra - April 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Dental hygiene in all of its brushing, swooshing, flossing and poking, glory is well starred this month, especially at dawn on 16th of the month.

Flashing red lights will dictate urgent movement throughout the month, but never more so when loud thumpy sirens or music are involved.

Over the counter drug taking may prove to be the lesser of two evils during Sun storms on the 18th. (Offer Saturn a sacrifice in the form of a flowering pot plant in an attempt to quell it's anger.)

 

This feature is brought to you by theVoiceofReason.com

© theVoiceofReason.com 2000 onwards
 
Other Horoscopes for this month
Mar 20 - Apr 19
Apr 20 - May 19
May 20 - Jun 20
Jun 21 - Jul 21
Jul 22 - Aug 22
Aug 23 - Sept 21
Sept 22 - Oct 22
Oct 23 - Nov 21
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Jan 20 - Feb 17
Feb 18 - Mar 19