life is about to take on elements of a prison escape movie, including
spotlights being shone on you from afar.
wearing black and white stripes throughout the month and in particular politely decline invitations
to dress as a Zebra or Bumble Bee until well into dusk after the 30th.
cup of tea you brew on the 8th will be influenced by a storm on Saturn's near
side, with a 5% greater than usual chance of a spill or lip burn. An oversized
crunchy cookie is well starred, with dunking the preferred course of action in the ratio 60-40.
overweight woman will park her car in an awkward position which may only be ultimately
resolvable by hearty laughter and pain control tablets.