Capricorn - April 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Smile and wink your way cheekily through the month and you will manage to build up goodwill and invitations to barbecues, dinner parties and tickets to sporting events from a certain type of generous superficial person under the direct influence of the Moon but only until midnight on the day of the party.

No amount of daytime tv shows will be able to prepare you for the gratitude of a grateful old person who will shower you with compliments.

When out walking, or jogging, after the 12th, you will attract the interest of an animal in the prime of its life who will try to impress you by digging for treasure.

 

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