Cancer - April 2013 - Funny Horoscope

"Do you wanna Hustle? Do you wanna Salsa?" This seemingly random invitation will be communicated personally to you in the form of an advertisement on a radio station around the 13th.

Always remember that in any dance class you will be judged as much by what clothing you choose to wear than by your dance ability - which is always determined by the stars and not on any talent or ability you may have.

This month will be 52.7% more magical than last - take advantage of this by pulling rabbits and oven-ready chickens from hats and materialising money from behind the ears of loved ones or their pets.

 

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