Aquarius - April 2013 - Funny Horoscope

A mayor, mayoress, or a human-dressed-as-an-animal-mascot from a small town from the south with a strong local accent, will contact you early in the month with an offer of employment which you will, eventually, find attractive. You will be particularly drawn with the 'paid eating time' perks included in your offered position (which will be an excellent excuse to get out of a new diet another, lesser, newspaper horoscope suggested at the beginning of the year) especially the all-you-can-eat finger buffets, cakes, and donuts and coffee at meetings you will have to attend.

Advice given to you by a strong jawed teenager on the 18th will eventually prove quite lucrative.

Welcome wicker baskets and large dirty clothes containers in all their forms into your life this month.


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