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AWARDS

Allowed to smell the foot of the high karate kickers of Omaha

Slapped on the back by school playground bully's world-wide

Thanked by the Guild of Cross Eyed Star Worship for 18 consecutive months

Awarded the Laughter using Planets in Comedy Golden Tongue May 2009

Thanked by Nasa for predicting a conjunction no-one else did, January 2008

Accredited by the Department of Homeland Security (USA) for predicting terrorism using the stars

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