Scorpio - March 2013 - Funny Horoscope

'Faster than fast food' is the new fast food paradigm about to excite the world later in the decade and now is the time to get on-board. The restaurant combines all the advantages of predictive cell phone texting with service with an urgent smile. It's virtually guaranteed to be a success according to Venus who has shares.

Delete with a chuckle all e-mail's from Nigerians you have never heard of offering large sums of money.

This month your destiny will be suggested to you in a newspaper horoscope column, or on a comic-violence based television agony aunt type show run by the WWE.

 

This feature is brought to you by theVoiceofReason.com

© theVoiceofReason.com 2000 onwards
 
Other Horoscopes for this month
Mar 20 - Apr 19
Apr 20 - May 19
May 20 - Jun 20
Jun 21 - Jul 21
Jul 22 - Aug 22
Aug 23 - Sept 21
Sept 22 - Oct 22
Oct 23 - Nov 21
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Jan 20 - Feb 17
Feb 18 - Mar 19