Libra - March 2013 - Funny Horoscope

A manager will offer a surprising glimpse of wisdom which you will be badly starred to ignore completely on the 11th.

The Saturn influenced industrial relations dispute with your employer looks set to escalate further this month. (Your six month-old go-slow may need to be slowed a little further if nobody has noticed.)

Beware staples and staple machines during any kind of Eclipse type thing (including during reruns on tv of the Twilight Eclipse movie anywhere in the world).

This month your destiny will show itself to you in an explosive and pleasant smelling way.

 

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