Leo - March 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Welcome romance into your life this month and, in particular, eating meals by candlelight, in all of its flickery forms.

All fizzy drinks, but especially those containing cherry flavourings and additives you can't pronounce at normal talking speed even when you are reading the ingredients label carefully, are poorly starred until later in the year.

In particular, ensure that street vendors selling fizzy drinks in bottles or cans do not secretly shake them vigorously before they hand them over to you to open, as this will lead to sticky clothing which inevitably will mean you must strip part naked in the streets, in theory Coca Cola advert style but not as buff.

 

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