funny smell will start your month uncomfortably. This is not due to a large
Sulphur storm over Saturn's under crust as claimed by some, lesser, newspaper horoscopes. However, it is advisable to eat up all
old cheeses you have been fermenting in the back of the fridge before the 19th
of the month, especially those made from milk with an angry goat pictured on the carton.
Moons rarely have any effect on your resolute Cancer character, however the one
on the 3rd could inspire you to scream and shout at the sky during dusk. Ensure
throat lozenges, shaving equipment and strong industrial nail clippers are on
hand throughout any were-wolfy periods.
destiny will suggest itself during a comedy routine involving a scantily clad
woman, or man, and cows.