mysterious thick fog will fall upon your early morning getting-ready-for-work
ablutions up until the 18th.
have waited long enough to tell a close friend how you really feel. Use the opportunity
of a spontaneous fish supper to get everything off your chest.
rhymes involving eggs are poorly starred, especially after the 15th, at school
events, coffee mornings and tea dances involving old people.
A happy quip, or, at least, a sentence that goes up at the end, is generally all
you need to make a gently agreeable old person with poor hearing laugh. You will thank us for
that tip later in the year.)