Sagittarius - February 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Your planetary influenced, stroppy, arrogant, pigheaded, won't listen to anyone, angry, pissy, attitude tends to attract the wrong kind of friends, but not this month. Welcome in particular people who are likely to punch you in the ribs at any sign of emotion with open arms, until April.

Welcome the opportunity of a two for the price of one anger management course on the 18th as long as it isn't run by a fellow Sagittarian.

Dress in light colours and work on your body language as your sharp tongue will continue to be your undoing.

The phrase: 'A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush' will have a particular meaning around the 27th.

 

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