Capricorn - February 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Remember that imaginary fears are just that. Only fear things you can actually see, hear, or that can hide in dark spaces in your home ready to jump out at you from behind at a moment's notice when you are alone and nobody can hear you scream.

If you are not murdered all of a sudden this month, carry on in the face of all seemingly insurmountable obstacles as it is set to get better by November.

In both lottery's and Chinese takeaways the number 17 will have extra special significance.

 

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