Aries - February 2013 - Funny Horoscope

A blue, shiny, new pen will have devastating effects on your punctuation this month as old style writing instruments come under the influence of a mutinous Mars.

Despite all of your best efforts, commas, semi colons and dashes will appear haphazardly in any writing you produce. Accept this limitation until after the Sun sets nightly before the 22nd, or only use e-mail for the whole month. (Other horoscopes may suggest writing by candle light, this won't work - they are lying to you.)

An aptly named cuddly toy will influence an important decision as it fly's through the air around the 4th.

General internet browsing will sow a seed in your mind that will eventually lead to you purchasing a bird bath later in the year.

 

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