Pisces - January 2013 - Funny Horoscope

A case of mistaken identity could have benefits this month for all Pisces with some sort of mental disorder who think they are living in the 1970s.

Pisces 'hissy fits' are in danger of being out hissed by Scorpio until dawn on the 18th.

Trips to unspellable places should only be attempted using Apple maps this month. That's the first recommendation of Apple maps we have ever seen anywhere on the internet, but Saturn is a shareholder and remains bullish for the longer term.

The Osmonds have a message for you on a 1970s radio station, in either a Tuesday breakfast show or a Thursday drive time show any time from now until June.

 

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