Leo - January 2013 - Funny Horoscope

Sing-songs around a fire are well starred this month, as long as the fire isn't the house owned by a neighbour you don't get on with which could be tricky if he hears you.

Give us a bit of slack here: It's difficult to read this message we are receiving from the planets. It seems that you are at risk of some sort of sting, or some sort of Sting, maybe the movie The Sting? Join up the dots yourselves, we have wasted too much time on that one already.

Another sign we are receiving: A highly paid job in banking, or a high interest rate loan from a bank? You will instinctively know which one is for you.

Favour the word knobulate in any door opening arguments.


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