Virgo - December 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Rock climbing might be a good thing to try but not if you are feeling indecisive this month. The thing with rock climbing, and it's a bit obvious but sometimes the planets can be big patronizing lumps of rock and gas, is that once you have started climbing up a rock face you are committed. If you are still within jumping distance then you can still easily change your mind, but after that then you are committed. There's a point where it's either continue up, or continue down or fall to your screaming death.

The old saying "A watched pot never boils" is further evidence your forebears were an impatient bunch.

Thought Of The Month: A million man march starts with one million men's first step a million times.

Signs telling you to give up are legion this month. Only succumb if your are weary.


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