Of course, that video of a dancing baby you saw the other day on YouTube had been CGI'd. But don't dismiss, without thinking through the pros and cons, anyone who emails you to offer their services in getting your baby to dance like that, even if they are not fellow Taurus, you do actually have a baby, and they have a suspicious name like Maximilian, Hugo or Sam.

In any conversation with your creator this month, only believe the word of your God if you actually hear it yourself.

A long awaited report is about to shine light on activities during the financial crisis of 2007-9. Taurus didn't come out of it all that well - it must be the ruggedly dashing good looks and appetite for testosterone fueled risks getting you into trouble again.

Rainbows have nothing but a boring administrative meaning this month.