Sagittarius - December 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Eating anything that needs an unusually large amount of chewing is badly starred this month from the 9th mouthful to the 14th, and then alternate mouthfuls after that. Risks of choking, small controllable mouth vomits, and needing to say something to your dining partner mid chew, will infuse your dining experience with awkward miscues and significant condiment hazards.

Style tip: If you are going for the trucker look without the truck, get the hat right first and the rest of the outfit will simply fall into place.

Favor apple, cherry and any kind of berry as fillings for any pudding or pie.

Your aptitude for bare knuckle potato peeling is set to impress fellow potato peelers this month.

 

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