Libra - December 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Temporarily incapacitating large wild animals with tranquilizer darts and then hugging them, is Libra's lucky animal activity holiday idea over the coming months now that advances in tranquilizer technology have enabled this as an insurable extreme holiday option. This is all thanks to research by Libra scientists.

Other things Libra scientists will do this month are:

Invent a new cheese by accident

Prevent a bruising in an ice cream store, and

Help an old lady decide what to have for supper tonight

Swimming in pajamas is well starred all month, even if they are not your pajamas.

 

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