Leo - December 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Dancing, naked, with balloons, has never been better starred, including in a cactus store, a heating supplies department and at a knife throwers convention.

Slow moving traffic in a westerly direction has rarely been better starred for the last 100 years.

Road Apathy is about to strike this month - make sure you have enough snacks on hand and a duvet.

Beware grown men in full size cartoon character costumes until February 2025.

 

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