Gemini - December 2012 - Funny Horoscope

Reading a bedtime story for a child, an old person, or a pet, is well starred this month, now your voice tone has come under the influence of a more soothing, modulation friendly, Neptune. Stories of wispy clouds and happy birds singing in the trees are likely to send your targets to sleep more easily than you expect this month. Warning: Make sure you stop reading the moment they drop off to slumber or you too could be sent to sleep as your spooky story reading powers seem to know no bounds.

Corn chowder, tomato and basil, and chicken, are your preferred soups all month.

Running without looking where you are going has never been better starred than at 5:30 am on the 22nd of the month.

 

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